I'M STONED

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Filipe. 18. Portugal.
I'm a pothead and i'm afraid of the dark.
I love weed, fast food, cats, caps, space and aliens and conspiracies and shit. I hate the government.
lol i rly don't know what to say 'bout me so fuck this.

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

me:	does 5 situps
me:	where are my abs

did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air. The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue. If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.
…I’m a nerd.

I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.

m88:

ninja

did-yuo-kno:

—whatdidyousay:

ok… really? the person who made this seriously needs to retake kindergarden. really? really?
Did you know?
When someone makes a post like this and claims it to be a fact, they’re thought of to be stupid. Also, ANIMALS DON’T HAVE ANY ACCESS TO A COMPUTER WHAT SO EVER!

I thought she was being sarcastic but then she messaged me:

Oh.

this is ‘stupid-funny’. ppl who think the guy who did this is being serious are just stupid.

one cigarette closer to death

toufartodetentarurlscaralho:

maryjanesideas:

herbav0re:

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oh my…

para para paradiise